When the Moon is on the waterfront

And Donovan is up at cope

And Slater’s out inspecting

What’s program’s only hope?

This is the dawning of the age of Pat Sheridan

Age of Pat Sheridan

Pat SHERIDAN!!!!!

PAT sher-I-dan

Doesn’t have an ounce of training,

Doesn’t have an ounce of style

Can he even run a campfire?

If he’s sitting in the office

Stacks of paper all around him

It’s Pat SHERI-DAN!!!

PAT sher-I-dan

Look here comes Pat Sheridan

Driving through Meridan

Out of camp to buy the things the Staff do not have yet

Washers, paper clips and lamps

Post-it notes, Postage stamps

All the things from stop and shop the Kitchen didn’t get

Now he’s at a burger king,

Buying lunch, hear him sing

Cursing shouting swearing at the burger attendee

Driving down the road to camp

Petty blasts, off the ramp

Swerves to miss a gerbil and then crashes through a tree

Crash BANG

Swerves to miss a gerbil then he crashed into a tree